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HELLO ...  .meparto .meparto

hello!!
how are you? .meparto .meparto

Hello! I'm muzzy!!

Welcome!  .europa .meparto

I LOVE VANS

to the grandfather with the waterpistols!!! .meparto

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas
better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!  :roll:

Did you try to say that?:

Betty Boobster bought one bra, but she said "this bra is big but a bit of biger bra will my boobs grew biger". So she bought some biger bra, biger than the big one and it made her boobs live much better. So if Betty Boobs live better 'twas better Betty bought a bit of better butter'... maybe for her b... I mean for her back b... never mind... .malabares

Cita de: triti en Abril 23, 2007, 18:18:10 pmBetty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas
better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!  :roll:

Yessssss   ;D
And my pencil is on the desk and my mother is in the Kitchennnnnnn

 .meparto .meparto

CHSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Say nothing about your pencil...

everything you say will be know by everybody... .loco2

oh !! my god bloody hell

ok ok
from the lost to the river!!

 .loco1

And the last one is mariquita..... .meparto .meparto

no seáis burros.. aquí nos nos entenderán nunca.. para entenderse con un guiri hay que hablar despacio y chillar mucho... no os enteráis

ol mai loven lailo lailo laaaaaaaaaaaaaa .palmas .palmas .palmas

make shit little parrot

hey!!! one of octopuss to the party with a river-ha? and while we can play with this "airport of madrid" to the broom  :o :o

do you know the "er cajheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!" ?  this is a typical spanish shout..... and do you know too the famous proverb "to los pajaros comen trigo y al final la curpa es del gorrion..... "    .meparto .meparto .meparto


@ LongBoard TM

Aprendiendo Ingles en Pareja

HUSBAND: Let me see the Football World Cup !!
MARIDO: Dejame ver el mundial de Futbol !

WIFE: Go away and frie asparagous !! You are nothing more than a morning-singer and a without-shame.
MUJER: Vete a freir esparragos ! No eres mas que un cantamananas y un sinverguenza.

HUSBAND: Always fucking the female pig !! I go to see the football at Diego de Ojeda's.
MARIDO: Siempre jodiendo la marrana ! Me voy a ver el futbol a casa de Diego de Ojeda.

WIFE: The mother who gave birth to you !!. If you want to go out by legs, then you do not come back ! If I have seen you I don't remember.
MUJER: La madre que te pario ! ? Si te quieres ir por piernas, no vuelvas ! Si te he visto no me acuerdo.

HUSBAND: To me, neither fu nor fa. It peals me it. It sweats me. I do not come back.
MARIDO: A mi ni fu ni fa. Me la pela. Me la suda. No vuelvo.

WIFE: Send eggs, the uncle ! For me, good of the Paraguay . I will go with Carlos Chavez, which is not turkey mucus. And to another thing, butterfly.
MUJER: Manda huevos el tio !. Por mi, guay del Paraguay. Me voy con Carlos Chavez, que no es moco de pavo. Y a otra cosa mariposa.

HUSBAND: Don't' fuck me! Switch off and let's go. Your pan has gone ? With that sissy beach always marking parcel ? You really mean it ?
MARIDO: No me jodas ! Apaga y vamonos. ? Se te ha ido la olla ?? Con ese marica de playa siempre marcando paquete ? ? De verdad ?

WIFE: mmmmmm

HUSBAND: Don't go by the Ubeda's mountains !! Don't roll yourself like a window blind !! I want an answer now! Or it fall on you a cigar and a brown that you shit.
MARIDO: No te vayas por los cerros de Ubeda ! No te enrolles como una persiana. ? Quiero una respuesta ahora !. O te cae un puro yun marron que te cagas.

WIFE: You are more silly than arse's hair, that see the shit coming and don't move away !! It finished what it was given. I go with him.You stay composed and without girlfriend !!
MUJER: Eres mas tonto que los pelos del culo, que ven la mierda venir y no se apartan ! Se acabo lo que se daba. Me voy con el. ? Te quedas compuesto y sin novia !

HUSBAND: You have more tale than little street. You will not leave me!!
MARIDO: Tienes mas cuento que calleja. ? No me dejaras !

WIFE: You allucinate little cucumbers ! You shited Burt Lancaster. Until then, Lucas ! And I take the TV with me.
MUJER: Alucinas pepinillos ! La cagaste Burt Lancaster. Hastaluego, Lucas! Y me llevo la tele.

HUSBAND: My happiness in a hole !!
MARIDO: Mi gozo en un pozo !

(Muslimwomangoesaway : Every where they boil beans. Among whistles and flutes,with women, you never give foot with ball? What so doggishlife!)

(Moraleja: En todas partes cuecen habas. Entre pitos y flautas, con las mujeres, nunca das pie con bola? Que vida tan perra!)
 

 .palmas

En esta conversacion no puede faltar la frase por antonomasia....

Happy you have to me!!!  ( contento me tienes...)  :)

¡send eggs! (mandan huevos)
I am speaking in silver ( yo estoy hablando en plata)

Cita de: srobles en Abril 24, 2007, 10:25:41 amdo you know the "er cajheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!" ?  this is a typical spanish shout..... and do you know too the famous proverb "to los pajaros comen trigo y al final la curpa es del gorrion..... "    .meparto .meparto .meparto


@ LongBoard TM

great my friend !! I´m breaking "torpesho"

What little seriediti. Like this va el country...  .meparto
Posdateision. I´m looking for a profesora of english, who wont to show me all  :roll:

todos los pajaros comen trigo... y el culpable es el gorrion ---> all the birds eat wheat ... and the culprit is the "gorrion"

er cajheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee -------------------------------> the coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


@ Longboard   .meparto .meparto

 . . .y la mariposita ke ?! . . .

..pos one day, one maripositah,flying flying  .palmas  .nono in de color's garden cn porrillo en pata, and the repente . . .PLOF ! ! !(+- plof.),

      ..............................¡ ¡ ¡ OSTIA in de FLOWER ! ! !,
 
.....................aaand say de mariposita, AY !, que lili soy, olvide open my alitas ! ! !  .meparto
                                     
                                     (y )    uuuuummhh !!

   What do you say???? ???

"To another thing, butterfly"
"A otra cosa, mariposa"

 . . ay Don nou !! xD xD ,jis jis y another ...asi k ahora chino mandarin,

vamos pues:

letra fonema chino español
b- /p/ bā (ocho) Como la p del español
p- /ph/ pà (tener miedo) Como la p del español pero con aire, como en inglés
d- /t/ dà (grande) Como la t del español
t- /th/ tiān (día) Como la t del español pero con aire como en inglés
g- /k/ gǒu (perro) Como la k del español
k- /kh/ kàn (ver) como la k del español pero con aire, como en inglés
s- /s/ sì (cuatro) Como en español
z- /ts/ zǒng (siempre) Como la ts del español (tsé-tsé)
c- /tsh/ cí (palabra) Como la ts del español pero con aire
x- /ɕ/ xin (nuevo) Como entre la sh del inglés y la s del español
j- /tɕ/ jiā (casa) Como la j del inglés (jazz)
q- /tɕh/ qù (ir) Como la j del inglés pero con aire
sh- /ʂ/ shū (libro) Como la sh del inglés (Sharon)
zh- /tʂ/ zhǐ (solamente) Como la ch del español (chiste)
ch- /tʂh/ chá (té) Como la ch del español pero con aire
m- /m/ mǎ (caballo) Como en español
n- /n/ nián (año) Como en español
f- /f/ fēng (viento) Como en español
l- /l/ lái (venir) Como en español
h- /x/ huā (flor) Como la j del español (jugar)
r- /ʐ/ rén (persona) Como la r fuerte del español, pero sin vibrar

... alepues, a improvisalll !!
                                              ><,

este post no me interesa prke Turbopoker me esta enseñando vasko!! .lengua2 akers!! .meparto .meparto

 .lengua2 . . . vasco vasco, bah, eso es demasiao fasil !!

vasco NO !!! se dice Euskera !! te acuerdas como se decia "kagadero"? Ese te lo enseñe yo  .meparto .meparto

Cita de: twiki en Mayo 03, 2007, 10:34:44 amvasco NO !!! se dice Euskera !! te acuerdas como se decia "kagadero"? Ese te lo enseñe yo  .meparto .meparto

kakaleto!!

kakaleku = shitmaker place    .meparto

Cita de: Mano Bus en Mayo 03, 2007, 12:09:12 pmkakaleto!!

NOOOOOOO !!!
kakaleku ==== kaka = caca / leku = sitio, lugar
kakaleku = sitio para la caca

 .meparto .meparto es vedad kakaleku!! aivá la hostia!! .palmas

No no, "aiva la ostia" no polke t saltas la legla d k en euskela d cada 3 palablas, 2 son "tacos", cn lo cual "aiva la ostia", selia mas coleto desil : " ¡ ¡ ostia, no jodas ! !" .meparto  ... "alos 2 tacos" a patlosinado este edukativo anunsio  .malabares

  .   .      .          . polito polito !!  .loco2 .baba

Hola otra vez

I haven't been on this forum for a while

You guys certainly know a lot of bad words in English  .loco2

Salud....Colin

Cita de: 67Split en Mayo 17, 2007, 11:28:07 amHola otra vez
I haven't been on this forum for a while
You guys certainly know a lot of bad words in English  .loco2
Salud....Colin

when u study a lenguage, they are the first words in learning  .meparto
Pleased to meet u here!!!

vw rules  .vwt1

esto ya no es lo que era!!!
haber alguno que lo traduzcaa

Cita de: euskovan en Mayo 17, 2007, 11:51:25 amwhen u study a lenguage, they are the first words in learning  .meparto
Pleased to meet u here!!!

vw rules  .vwt1

.risas
 Si es verdad

uat e internasional fouro! congratuleisons!
Nau, aim goin tu sin e son ...ons egain is incredibol de reim enimol de incredibol di pablic enemi namber uan fai ou sei fris an ai got a num can ai telem dat ai reli neva jad a gan... sorri bat ai espik onli a litel inglis.  .cascos

Hi there !

This English thread seems to be populated mostly by 'locals' (locals from Spain, that is...) See you in the 'en cristiano' conversations.

Anyway, I'll introduce myself here too. I'm new around here and although I do not  own a van I would like to. No purchase is planned on the foreseeable future but.... You never know.

I enjoy traveling around but up to now I manage with a smaller car.

Hi Buli
Nice to meet you on the forum, what sort of van are you looking for?
Where abouts are you from?
I would like to brush up on my Spanish again before my holidays to Mallorca in July.
Salud Colin

 Hi.

 I'm from middle Spain, Castilla, "Casttle-land' freely translated, but I live abroad.

 I'm looking for all and for nothing.... I'd love to have a T1 and its charm, but the maintenance cost are just too high,  and the actual performance it delivers is not that great when thinking about using it for holiday. A T2, if it can be a 'silverfish' it would be great or a nicely packed T3 with a TDi engine or an injection fuel 92 cv motor would suit as well. But I have other cars, and other expenses so I do not have a clear picture about when and how I could make my move.  

Well,

Just remember here in Spain we know the T25's as T3's...  :P

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I'm lovin' it

mister robles  .meparto la mare que te pario . yo no se na de guiri

Mcdonal´s Burguer king coca cola.....
nike windows machintosh pepsi!!!
fanta?
hamburguer and hot dog, pizza not because is italian ;)
Mi novia es americana y me enseña iglesh! very well fandango....
clear clear, gomaspuninglish the best off the land rover.
See you later alegator.

Acab de leer ke tambien se habla euskera aki!!!
Yo se algo de euskera....
Como se dice mujer caliente en euskera????
Elhigolechorrea!!!!
;)

para encontrar mujer caliente hay que salir de euskadi!!!there are not hot women in euskadi.
here in euskadi se folla poco

If "CON" is the opposite of "PRO", what is the opposite of PROGRESS?

An unmarried woman is newly pregnant and gets into an auto accident. She suffers a head injury and lapses into a coma for nine months. When she awakens in the hospital, she panics and asks about her baby.

Her doctor is called in and gives her a mild sedative, then he sits down to answer her questions. "I'm so happy to see you recovering", he says. The woman responds, "Thank you doctor, but what about my baby? Is everything all right?" He replies, "Yes, despite your injury, we were able to perform a fairly normal delivery procedure."

"In fact," he goes on, "you've given birth to twins - a boy and a girl."

The woman is very happy and asks when she can see her new babies. The doctor replies, "Right away, but we've already sent the infants home with your brother. We'll call and tell him you're okay. While you were unconscious, your brother took care of everything for you. He even gave the babies names."

At this point, the woman gets upset, "Doctor, my brother is an idiot! What name did he give my little girl?" The doctor answered that her name was Denise. "Oh, Denise, that's not so bad. What name did he give my boy?" The doctor answered, "Denephew".


P.D. ;D Sorry lads, I'm bored

It's me again. Yor gonna hate me .loco2

A stupid one (not that the others werent):

Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.

One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm boobs and a tight ass.

What's your wife look like?"

"Never mind, let's look for yours!"

The sample shows that native speakers are rare around here and of course for Spanish people this is not serious because we can comunicate much better by other means and words.

Nice jokes anyway. I liked the one about the twins.

hola!